My Cursed Kingdom
This is my kingdom, i am the slave.

Old people using the internet for the first time

  • “Honey come here quick! Its time for us to quit our jobs and buy a beach house and spend the rest of our days soaking up the sun! I’m the 1,23,4567th lucky person to visit this site and I just won a million dollars!”

  • “Hmm…where do I check my mail again? I guess it was…www.hotmale.com…*click* OH MY GOD!”

  • “Dang it! This internet thing is sure mind boggling…how in the world did they ever know I need Viagra?”

  • “This nice young lady keeps mailing me to chat with her on the webcam. She’s such a darling”

  • “I hate reading the news online! I can’t even take the monitor to the toilet with me!”

  • “I’m old but I’m not stupid! Don’t tell me I can buy my grocery while sitting infront of this machine!”

  • “Carla come quick! Do you remember the e-mail addresses of all our friends? I need to forward this awful awful e-mail to atleast 20 people or something bad will happen to me! Oh god! What did I do to deserve this?!”

3 Responses to “Old people using the internet for the first time”

  1. heheh…..true that…i ve had people asking me for guidance on that big bank cheque from south africa and how to get it…

  2. LOL. That’s my Dad, all right.

    Very funny article.

  3. thank you very much. i appreciate it.


Leave a Reply