10 things having 10 things in common with my ass

1. Politicians of our country… both full of shit.
2. Skin tight jeans/ Atif Aslam…both liked by fags.
3. Big Mac…both have two hot buns.
4. George W. bush’s brain… both have two hemispheres with a hole in the middle.
5. Karachi girls…both are hairy.
6. Sunset Boulevard … both smell most of the time.
7. Taha… both have a dick for a best friend.
8. National Assembly speakers… both pass a motion.
9. Snickers … both make brown nutty treats.
10. Guests at weddings… dont give a “crap” unless you feed them.