My Cursed Kingdom
This is my kingdom, i am the slave.

Archive for November 2007

My kingdom is cursed

November 30, 2007

I sleep restless, I wake up hopeless. I wear my crown, my face bears a frown. I leave the castle, I walk the kingdom, Ruler to all, but still no freedom. Black clouds fill the skies, From the shadows I hear cries. The trees are dead, they bear no fruit, All subjects are liars, they […]

The infinite monkey theorem

November 29, 2007

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. Kanzi looked up when he heard the sound of a screeching vehicle. He was out in the […]

Lazy ass pass some gas.

November 21, 2007

Ah, Saturday night, my favorite night of the week. The night when everyone in the city goes out, drinks, eats and makes merry. I say why go out for all of that when you can do all of that in the comfort of your own house? I go out five days a week. And I […]


November 18, 2007

Today was like no other. But it was totally different. He had these days far too often. He stood on the small bridge made of stone blocks that stretched across the small lake in the park. He rested his arms on the rail guards and looked down into the water at his reflection. A few […]

I is the Back!

November 15, 2007

Read the title.


November 1, 2007

Due to foreseen reasons I not all that regretfully announce that i will not be posting much this month. As all the great people say before they leave…too-da-loo.