My Cursed Kingdom
This is my kingdom, i am the slave.

Archive for the ‘useless shit’ Category

Thank you Mark

July 24, 2009

Just today I clicked to sign into my blog and the website prompted me by saything ‘blog suspended’ and only giving me time to shield my eyes, my monitor exploded throwing me to the ground. Im like whaa?! I quickly took out my brother’s laptop and without even waiting for windows to start up, tried […]

Happy birthday honey!

March 17, 2008

I was off from work finally, that too earlier than usual. My boss hadn’t shown up for work today and the office felt like a place where the monkey cages were left open. I had spend most of my lunch break finishing up my work so I wouldn’t have to stay till long and before […]

Lazy ass pass some gas.

November 21, 2007

Ah, Saturday night, my favorite night of the week. The night when everyone in the city goes out, drinks, eats and makes merry. I say why go out for all of that when you can do all of that in the comfort of your own house? I go out five days a week. And I […]

I is the Back!

November 15, 2007

Read the title.

The president every country needs

October 25, 2007


October 22, 2007

2000 views since Jan `07 and counting.

The Wizard of Oz: The Real Deal

October 22, 2007

  CHAPTER 5: THE TIN WOODMAN They left the cottage and walked through the trees until they found a little spring of clear water, where Dorothy drank and bathed and ate her breakfast. When they had finished her meal, and was about to go back to the road of yellow brick, they were startled to […]

10 things having 10 things in common with my ass

May 12, 2007

Politicians of our country… both full of shit. Skin tight jeans/ Atif Aslam…both liked by fags. Big Mac…both have two hot buns. George W. bush’s brain… both have two hemispheres with a hole in the middle. Karachi girls…both are hairy. Sunset Boulevard … both smell most of the time. Taha… both have a dick for […]

A conversation between me and a taxi driver

January 15, 2007

me says: aquse me says: akuse me says: whats the bloody spelling me says: fuck me says: accuse ~Taxi Driver says: did u ever notice ~Taxi Driver says: fuck sounds like duck ~Taxi Driver says: hah u ver writing accuse as aquse? me says: yea ~Taxi Driver says: u bustard me says: really ironic comming […]

This is not a post

January 15, 2007

Well this isnt actually a post, I’m not in my depressed mode but im in no mode at all right now.Well some people might consider this a post.Hmm is it or isnt it? Now im confused myself!